Today there is a transit strike in NYC. I am very bitter about this and as far as I'm concerned anyone who goes on strike in the middle of a recession because they want a 27% raise is a greedy pig. And this whole time we were focused on the terrorist threat. We never realized that the real threat wasn't Osama Bin Laden, it was our very own transit workers. These filthy greedy pigs think that they can bring our fine city to its knees.
I can feel a new first person shooter. An evil virus has infected all of NYC's transit workers causing them to go on strike out of pure greed. You are the only person who can stop them. Now grab an assault shotgun and go to work.